Tuesday, January 4, 2011

This New Year, I am going to be different!

Dr Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you may have started and have never finished."

So... I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished. Before leaving the house this morning, I:
(a) finished off a bottle of White Zinfandel,
(b) a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream,
(c) a package of Oreos,
(d) the remainder of my old Prozac prescription,
(e) the rest of the cheesecake,
(f) some Doritos,
(g) a box of chocolates,
(h) and a half bottle of scotch.

****You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now.

Happy New Year!!!

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